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Adobe CS4 (2008)

Tutorials for Magnetic Lasso, Ctrl C/Ctrl V and Free Transform.    (no, I didn’t create a new layer.)

PTSD PTSD2

We never hire anyone with experience, and our outdated Photoshop is only used to lighten or darken an image.  When I have a 30 minute lunch and no one is in the studio, I enjoy teaching parlor tricks.

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Garbage Day

Those sounds you here from garbage trucks every Tuesday and Friday aren’t rubbish. Please don’t injure yourself or anyone else. They’re trying to make it easier to spend the same amount of time, with more things to spend time on.

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STUDIO

While booking an appointment at your loal Portrait Studio, ask for Richard Scxhildgen. I might be there.

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I’m going to be 38 for 365 days.

I’m pretty sure this surge of immaturity isn’t a growth spurt. I watched it three times in a row and chuckled throughout that shits.

 

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Happy Mother’s Day!

…..again.

You know how people find the quintessential video they continually like to post during popular holidays; something special very few have seen?

That’s

 

 

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El Disco Anal

Two hours in Tejas? (don’t worry, it’s safe for work, even in el mercado.)

Mexican Woman:  Do you speaka Spaneesh?

Richard Scxhildgen:  Uhh, no?

Mexican Woman:  Ohh, you looka Mezicaan.

Richard Scxhildgen:  No, uh, un poco…..

(Senior Richie Scxhildgen presiona el botón de juego.)

Richard Scxhildgen: Hasta Nalgas?

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