Do you make pretend? …at work?

“Do you make pretend?”.

“Yes, Feel Free.  Nothing is true, Everything is permitted.”

High Five for Ice Cream.

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New York

Why don’t you make anything nice? Can you make anything nice?

Six Hundred Twenty Two

$20 American Dollars and I’ll make a video for you!

Message Me, Send a photo, Pay, Done!

Aspect Ratio

This is going to happen.

I hope you don’t die in a terrible car accident beforehand!

Adobe CS4 (2008)

Tutorials for Magnetic Lasso, Ctrl C/Ctrl V and Free Transform.    (no, I didn’t create a new layer.)

We never hire anyone with experience, and our outdated Photoshop is only used to lighten or darken an image.  When I have a 30 minute lunch and no one is in the studio, I enjoy teaching parlor tricks.

World Of Glory / Roy Andersson

Please don’t hurt yourself, but watch something that really makes you question why you should.

App

I downloaded a free application for my phone to make pictures look like I opened the camera door before rewinding!

At least the other images on the roll in my phone weren’t effected so bad, maybe I can Photoshop it to not look like a dumbass?

Capturing Smiles with an $106.95 Average

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