Category Archives: Trying to Find some Shit

A Medium Everyday

05172014   Long Day, CanonSX150is, pork, foil, styrofoam plate with Crystal and Gary.



I’m not Mexican ?


Today was shit, but I caught hold of that shitneck and had a wonderful evening.


The following was my fortune cookie…


”  One must know, appraise hints to acquire fresh, deep fried pork.

and cheer from a new BHS video.  2 X 1 .    ”



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A Medium Everyday

03092014   Canon EOS3, 50mm 1.8, LensBaby, and Expired Kodak Gold 200






I rarely drive on the highways and always find little monuments to faith, love, good times and music.  I recently developed this roll of delicately crunchy film.  It’s how we do it, just like the olden days of 7 years ago.  I really didn’t think technology was going to consume film as fast as it did.



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Stress weak(sic) in the brain this we e/a….

I’m gonna make a “save the date” invitation that reads.



Stress weak(sic) in the brain this we e/a….

Condense and increase.

Scattering wildly

Difficult milk with “Makin’ Sausage Pony Rides”




here’s the accompanying video.


.                                                                              I remember Monica Cook      <–CLICH

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Lymph Node’s Concentrated White Blood Cell Sidedeways Sauce

Honestly, one of the best I’ve had for flavor and controlled heat. PLUS, you can customize the label…watch for Lymph Node’s Concentrated  White Blood Cell Sidedeways Sauce.  Delicious for the timid and disturbing to the mild.


:This sauce is prescribedly delicious.”


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I’m going to be 38 for 365 days.

I’m pretty sure this surge of immaturity isn’t a growth spurt. I watched it three times in a row and chuckled throughout that shits.


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Soft Serve Baby Head


.                                                                                                       They should’ve left a helmet on it.

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Dirty Math

Welcome to North Coast!

If each note in that song was replaced by a piano’s hammer massaging a chord and slowed down 1000%, you could hear the hammer  bouncing from the string several times. The key may only be pressed one time for each note, however, (like Rhianna) it is struck several times.  Something you would never notice at full speed.

It would be beautiful.

I was wrong, I was thinking of it in a different way, if it was 1000% it would go in reverse. The song is ten times slower, but that’s because it’s 1/10 it’s normal speed, so it would be 10% slower…technically.

But wait, if a song is 100 measures, and normally 1 measure lasts 15 seconds, then the rate is 1meas/15sec. This can as well be expressed as its inverse, 15sec/1meas. Therefore, multiply by 1000 and get 15000sec/1meas. We then have a song 1500000sec long. 1500000sec * 1min/60sec = 25,000 min….

Yeah I don’t know.

creepy still

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“The Oxford English Dictionary accepts both pronunciations,” Mr. Wilhite said. “They are wrong. It is a soft ‘G,’ pronounced ‘jif.’ End of story.”



…it’s just an intervention.

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Happy Mother’s Day!


You know how people find the quintessential video they continually like to post during popular holidays; something special very few have seen?




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