Category Archives: Sexualized Inanimate Objects

A Medium on My Birth Day

05292014   Nikon D300s, and Richard Scxhildgen with a little Photoshop to reflect lack.

 

 

 

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05282014   National Enquirer  May 26, 2014 and the back cover.

 

This IS the Menthol cigarette demographic!

I would have just posted the scanned cover.

However, without enhancements it’s plagiarism, or possibley worse, impersonal.  I drew inspiration from the mullet shirt and golf ball eyes….Is it him or the carbon monoxide that makes her endure the afternoon golf outing.

“Where’s my lighter?”

 

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05272014   Water Color and a thin Micron pen.

 

Meat Tube and Salad Fingers like Sausage Legs.

 

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05212014   Vandalism

 

I don’t really view this whole process as vandalism, but making art in every situation…no matter how sophmoric.  Every work day I’m forced to to take breaks by this dumpster, I’m gonna update the decor.

 

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Un Moyen De Tous Les Jours

05072014    I hardly even remember, with Stephanie. Watercolor.

 

 

I began a project dialing random telephone numbers beginning with area code 512. I asked whomever answered the phone to describe either their best anecdote, a life-changing decision, a childhood memory or simply speak to me about what they were doing at the time. …one might have have dad a terrible experience.

 

“Rooms in France have a consequence. Two photographs…the originators.”

 

“….muscles …and the lack of fingers to control.     “Y.e.h.t. t’n.d.i.d e..v.i.g a. .k.c.u.f.”.

 

“Spell IT”

 

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05062014   Pen, Paper and Photoshoppes

“Why would?”

“I’d worry a lot less, if I knew you were worrying enough.”

 

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05052014   Pen and Paper with some photoshop with a peek.

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Inspired by the memories of Joe Bob Briggs, Elvira, Friday Night Videos and scrambled antennae porn.

 

 

Here’s the original drawing I made to be scanned, computerized and onointed.

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oso4z0I4   Ink Pen and Paper

 

”                 I learned to draw realistically, however, once you understand how to draw what you see, you need to break the rules and draw what you know                    “.

 

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05032014   Water Colore, Gesso and Ink with Melanie

 

I began a project dialing random telephone numbers beginning with area code 512. I asked whomever answered the phone to describe either their best anecdote, a life-changing decision, a childhood memory or simply speak to me about what they were doing at the time. …one might have been a professional telephone operator.

Melanie must have been in the telecommunication business.

Not very many suiters knocked on Melanie’s door, they continually watched through her house windows from a far.  Always “naked and waiting and moaning.”, Mel boasted technological reasoning for knowing it to be true.

 

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05022014   Triple Exposer Canon EOS 3, Kodak TMax 100, a 50mm1.4 and my head.

 

Triple Exposure means it’s more expensive…add my modeling fees…you can’t buy a better  photograph to impress your acquaintances.

Display this fine image in your Apartment, Home or Luxurious Villa they use in movies.  You should buy it.

 

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“TRUST ME, I’M AN ARTIST.”

 

 

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