Category Archives: Sex

A Medium Everyday

05282014   National Enquirer  May 26, 2014 and the back cover.

 

This IS the Menthol cigarette demographic!

I would have just posted the scanned cover.

However, without enhancements it’s plagiarism, or possibley worse, impersonal.  I drew inspiration from the mullet shirt and golf ball eyes….Is it him or the carbon monoxide that makes her endure the afternoon golf outing.

“Where’s my lighter?”

 

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05212014   Vandalism

 

I don’t really view this whole process as vandalism, but making art in every situation…no matter how sophmoric.  Every work day I’m forced to to take breaks by this dumpster, I’m gonna update the decor.

 

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A Medium Everyday

05112014   Pencils without color and the smear with “Why Don’t you make anything pretty?” in mind.

 

 

Enjoy a landscape and close those eatin’ holes, and question why I chose such a compelling title…

 

 

-Innocuous dainties impress themselves against the neck of something

 

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Un Moyen De Tous Les Jours

05072014    I hardly even remember, with Stephanie. Watercolor.

 

 

I began a project dialing random telephone numbers beginning with area code 512. I asked whomever answered the phone to describe either their best anecdote, a life-changing decision, a childhood memory or simply speak to me about what they were doing at the time. …one might have have dad a terrible experience.

 

“Rooms in France have a consequence. Two photographs…the originators.”

 

“….muscles …and the lack of fingers to control.     “Y.e.h.t. t’n.d.i.d e..v.i.g a. .k.c.u.f.”.

 

“Spell IT”

 

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05062014   Pen, Paper and Photoshoppes

“Why would?”

“I’d worry a lot less, if I knew you were worrying enough.”

 

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05032014   Water Colore, Gesso and Ink with Melanie

 

I began a project dialing random telephone numbers beginning with area code 512. I asked whomever answered the phone to describe either their best anecdote, a life-changing decision, a childhood memory or simply speak to me about what they were doing at the time. …one might have been a professional telephone operator.

Melanie must have been in the telecommunication business.

Not very many suiters knocked on Melanie’s door, they continually watched through her house windows from a far.  Always “naked and waiting and moaning.”, Mel boasted technological reasoning for knowing it to be true.

 

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04272014   Epson Scanner, Rose from Garden and Fancy Photoshop Presets. PRESENT!

 

Sexualized Inanimate Colors.

 

 Yonic Style … Because we touch those lips from within all our albums.

 

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enjoy the ultra-sounds

 

A Medium Everyday…still.

054212014  Depressed head and circuit bending. Sexualized Inanimate Object.

 

Have you ev”er wondered what lies beneath the cotton fabric and stuffing of America’s favorite animatronic Chritmas(sic) decoration?

“Fuck it too, cuz what?  Ohh….Santa is a Dildo”.

 

CREEPY

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04152014  Water’s Color’s, Ink and Victor

 

I began a project dialing random telephone numbers beginning with area code 512. I asked whomever answered the phone to describe either their best anecdote, a life-changing decision, a childhood memory or simply speak to me about what they were doing at the time. I explained how I was going to illustrate their words with ink and paint while they spoke.

The majority of the phone calls answered were confused elderly folk and directly hung up fearing I was “a’ solicitin'”.

 

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No matter, Victor was in “pool” sales and maintenance years ago, “the built in types”.  One of Victor’s client’s child found light and suffocated in water’s (sic).  Victor was “Frog’s Ass’s Tights”, and never again would he “…even check the P.H. balances of pool’s  leave me alone”.  Worried, we spoke for two minutes.

Stress weak(sic) in the brain this we e/a….

I’m gonna make a “save the date” invitation that reads.

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Stress weak(sic) in the brain this we e/a….

Condense and increase.

Scattering wildly

Difficult milk with “Makin’ Sausage Pony Rides”

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here’s the accompanying video.

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.                                                                              I remember Monica Cook      <–CLICH

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