Category Archives: SARCASM

A Medium Everyday

05242014   Video of me letting my manager talk.  It’s boring, like real life.



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05222014  Overexposed negative for SCIENCE!


First, understand, photography is capturing light reflected from subjects and things.


Second, yes, you understand photography is capturing light bouncing off shit like “pew…pew”.

(Film is sensitive, if you show it too much light, or not enough, it cries.)


Lets add physics to the scenario…


I captured this image in a decelerating vehicle, photographing  1/10th 0f a second.








Light goes pew!  You can see how more reflected light is captured in the detail of the electric pole as the automobile slows down.

Scientifically, a longer exposure of film with a nonmoving subject in a decelerating vehicle will produce  smear, however science licks the demonstrative heels.





EAT SOMETHING. and remind.






A Medium Everyday

05172014   Long Day, CanonSX150is, pork, foil, styrofoam plate with Crystal and Gary.



I’m not Mexican ?


Today was shit, but I caught hold of that shitneck and had a wonderful evening.


The following was my fortune cookie…


”  One must know, appraise hints to acquire fresh, deep fried pork.

and cheer from a new BHS video.  2 X 1 .    ”



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054212014  Depressed head and circuit bending. Sexualized Inanimate Object.


Have you ev”er wondered what lies beneath the cotton fabric and stuffing of America’s favorite animatronic Chritmas(sic) decoration?

“Fuck it too, cuz what?  Ohh….Santa is a Dildo”.



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04152014  Water’s Color’s, Ink and Victor


I began a project dialing random telephone numbers beginning with area code 512. I asked whomever answered the phone to describe either their best anecdote, a life-changing decision, a childhood memory or simply speak to me about what they were doing at the time. I explained how I was going to illustrate their words with ink and paint while they spoke.

The majority of the phone calls answered were confused elderly folk and directly hung up fearing I was “a’ solicitin'”.





No matter, Victor was in “pool” sales and maintenance years ago, “the built in types”.  One of Victor’s client’s child found light and suffocated in water’s (sic).  Victor was “Frog’s Ass’s Tights”, and never again would he “…even check the P.H. balances of pool’s  leave me alone”.  Worried, we spoke for two minutes.

A Medium Everyday

03042014   Nikon D300/Google Image Search



I guess this one needs a short explanation… I photograph people at a “fast food” studio for a side job.  One customer brings in an adorable child to take advantage of every free special we offer (and only getting the free items), irritating every hard working photographer at the studio.  Photographers can keep a job if they sustain a sales average, and this doesn’t help.  Soooo, cheers!  I was in rotation to photograph and took a hit for the team.  I didn’t want to make it too realistic because it was made with sarcasm.  I saw her pose and knew precisely what it needled (sic).  This image is a parody with sports timing and poor photoshop fun.

Stress weak(sic) in the brain this we e/a….

I’m gonna make a “save the date” invitation that reads.



Stress weak(sic) in the brain this we e/a….

Condense and increase.

Scattering wildly

Difficult milk with “Makin’ Sausage Pony Rides”




here’s the accompanying video.


.                                                                              I remember Monica Cook      <–CLICH

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Someone wants to come home and snack on my carrots with French onion dip. (parenthesis mean everything)

Sorry, Helen Keller once was a Socialist (“goodtime” party) but grew (flowered) into a co-founder of the AARP/NAACP (ACLU).

Everyday is Helen Keller Day (enjoy yourself).

Hell Yeah (entitled…we are)!

sara wants my carrots

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