Category Archives: Prayer

A Medium Everyday

05172014   Long Day, CanonSX150is, pork, foil, styrofoam plate with Crystal and Gary.

 

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I’m not Mexican ?

 

Today was shit, but I caught hold of that shitneck and had a wonderful evening.

 

The following was my fortune cookie…

 

”  One must know, appraise hints to acquire fresh, deep fried pork.

and cheer from a new BHS video.  2 X 1 .    ”

 

 

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oso4z0I4   Ink Pen and Paper

 

”                 I learned to draw realistically, however, once you understand how to draw what you see, you need to break the rules and draw what you know                    “.

 

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Richard Scxhildgen

 

 

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A Medium Everyday

05022014   Triple Exposer Canon EOS 3, Kodak TMax 100, a 50mm1.4 and my head.

 

Triple Exposure means it’s more expensive…add my modeling fees…you can’t buy a better  photograph to impress your acquaintances.

Display this fine image in your Apartment, Home or Luxurious Villa they use in movies.  You should buy it.

 

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“TRUST ME, I’M AN ARTIST.”

 

 

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04292014   Canon PowerShot SX150 IS

 

I was picking up some Alprazolam for Cadbury and apparently some old people found a hole in the fence and devoured the city.

 

“What do you expect from life?”

 

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04172014   Watercolor and Ink with Hank

 

 

 

 

I began a project dialing random telephone numbers beginning with area code 512. I asked whomever answered the phone to describe either their best anecdote, a life-changing decision, a childhood memory or simply speak to me about what they were doing at the time.  Some people told me jokes.

 

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Hank was a self-proclaimed “old timey sarcastic Son’a Bitch.”  His routine presell began with…”There’s a difference between sarcasm and racism and I told enough jokes to kill 10% of the niggers and chinks around the world.”

 

Hank was a Navy Veteran, however, I’m not sure if he was a Christian.

 

Hank’s decision was to give me a joke to illustrate regarding the King James Bible Version .Mathew 28:28 – 30 (I knew the story, I just had to look up the numbers)

 

28 And Peter answered him and said, Lord, if it be thou, bid me come unto thee upon the waters.

29 And he said, Come. And Peter went down from the boat, and walked upon the waters to come to Jesus.

30 But when he saw the wind, he was afraid; and beginning to sink, he cried out, saying, Lord, save me.

 

Unfortunately, in Hank’s version, the punchline was “The Other Three Died.”

 

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04152014  Water’s Color’s, Ink and Victor

 

I began a project dialing random telephone numbers beginning with area code 512. I asked whomever answered the phone to describe either their best anecdote, a life-changing decision, a childhood memory or simply speak to me about what they were doing at the time. I explained how I was going to illustrate their words with ink and paint while they spoke.

The majority of the phone calls answered were confused elderly folk and directly hung up fearing I was “a’ solicitin'”.

 

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No matter, Victor was in “pool” sales and maintenance years ago, “the built in types”.  One of Victor’s client’s child found light and suffocated in water’s (sic).  Victor was “Frog’s Ass’s Tights”, and never again would he “…even check the P.H. balances of pool’s  leave me alone”.  Worried, we spoke for two minutes.

Stress weak(sic) in the brain this we e/a….

I’m gonna make a “save the date” invitation that reads.

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Stress weak(sic) in the brain this we e/a….

Condense and increase.

Scattering wildly

Difficult milk with “Makin’ Sausage Pony Rides”

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here’s the accompanying video.

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.                                                                              I remember Monica Cook      <–CLICH

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White on White

A few days ago, I had to explain how important shadows are in an image, even on a black background.

Really?

“Sorry Mrs. Thorpe…otherwise you can’t see shit.”

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Run-On Sentence or Possibley a Fragment

We were caught midshot with the insistent whining of Oliva. Witnesses repeated her words in unison as if it was an obscure passage of the bible they had to memorize at a particular Catholic school with a particular religious professor who taught all of the students this compulsive little piece of propaganda.

 

Ahem… Mr. Fred made off, with the “saving face” face.

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