Category Archives: Fucked

$20 American Dollars and I’ll make a video for you!

Message Me, Send a photo, Pay, Done!

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Aspect Ratio

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I hope you don’t die in a terrible car accident beforehand!

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Father’s Day

Ever since he grew that dang mustache, that kid stopped caring.

“He can not even” Dad and his walking stick.

Yes, I eavesdropped and it was his Dad. Youngest of eight!

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World Of Glory / Roy Andersson

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Please don’t hurt yourself, but watch something that really makes you question why you should.

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App

I downloaded a free application for my phone to make pictures look like I opened the camera door before rewinding!

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At least the other images on the roll in my phone weren’t effected so bad, maybe I can Photoshop it to not look like a dumbass?

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If white isn’t a color, than zero isn’t a number.

The trouble here is labeling, white is a pigment and zero is an integer.

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Many agree, white is a color because it reflects color, and that’s just ignorance. If I paint a wall pink, and place blue azaleas in front of it, the pink tone will reflect the indigo hue of the plants and possibly appear lavender. If one paints a wall pink, it’s painted pink, no matter what color reflects from the surface. If I paint a canvas white, I still used white paint, white is the absence of color. However, I’ll refer to white as a pigment, to reduce the number of arguments.

Now, is zero the absence of numbers? Sometime yes, but it wouldn’t be named zero in that situation. Most of the time, it’s an additive identity, a mathematical constant or an ellipses…

Nothing + nothing = nothing, and it’s all up on it like white on rice.

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I’m guessing, if white had a integer and zero had a pigment it would be a patient with a nasty disease.

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Baltimore Curfew = More Black Babies / let’s get physical

This is how you do it Boston, do it for me and do it for National Security. Stick it to the man, by sticking it in the woman. Please.

Now, afterwards, just watch this video of Richard Feynman and understand how I came to such a wonderful conclusion.

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A Medium Everyday

05282014   National Enquirer  May 26, 2014 and the back cover.

 

This IS the Menthol cigarette demographic!

I would have just posted the scanned cover.

However, without enhancements it’s plagiarism, or possibley worse, impersonal.  I drew inspiration from the mullet shirt and golf ball eyes….Is it him or the carbon monoxide that makes her endure the afternoon golf outing.

“Where’s my lighter?”

 

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A Medium Everyday

05272014   Water Color and a thin Micron pen.

 

Meat Tube and Salad Fingers like Sausage Legs.

 

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A Medium Everyday

05262014   I’m not feeling it today, your medium is an empty screen with a colon.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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