Category Archives: Ego

Adobe CS4 (2008)

Tutorials for Magnetic Lasso, Ctrl C/Ctrl V and Free Transform.    (no, I didn’t create a new layer.)

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We never hire anyone with experience, and our outdated Photoshop is only used to lighten or darken an image.  When I have a 30 minute lunch and no one is in the studio, I enjoy teaching parlor tricks.

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World Of Glory / Roy Andersson

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Please don’t hurt yourself, but watch something that really makes you question why you should.

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Bob Crane and The Dead Milkmen

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That’s how I was introduced to Bob Crane, a short mention of his name in a Punk Rock song. Mr. Crane is celebrated as one of the first things/person I “searched” for on the internet when dial-up online searches became available. As a photographer and always creeped out by Richard Dawson on FAMILY FUED, the mystery and intrigue of Bob and his death thrilled. What happened!

Don’t fall asleep jealous, stay up and watch Auto Focus (A biography about a photographer who appeared in a sitcom about the Holocaust) with me. Hey, Willem Dafoe is creepy!

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App

I downloaded a free application for my phone to make pictures look like I opened the camera door before rewinding!

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At least the other images on the roll in my phone weren’t effected so bad, maybe I can Photoshop it to not look like a dumbass?

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A Medium on My Birth Day

05292014   Nikon D300s, and Richard Scxhildgen with a little Photoshop to reflect lack.

 

 

 

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A Medium Everyday

05272014   Water Color and a thin Micron pen.

 

Meat Tube and Salad Fingers like Sausage Legs.

 

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A Medium Everyday

05262014   I’m not feeling it today, your medium is an empty screen with a colon.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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05222014  Overexposed negative for SCIENCE!

 

First, understand, photography is capturing light reflected from subjects and things.

 

Second, yes, you understand photography is capturing light bouncing off shit like “pew…pew”.

(Film is sensitive, if you show it too much light, or not enough, it cries.)

 

Lets add physics to the scenario…

 

I captured this image in a decelerating vehicle, photographing  1/10th 0f a second.

 

 

Resulting

 

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Light goes pew!  You can see how more reflected light is captured in the detail of the electric pole as the automobile slows down.

Scientifically, a longer exposure of film with a nonmoving subject in a decelerating vehicle will produce  smear, however science licks the demonstrative heels.

 

 

 

 

EAT SOMETHING. and remind.

 

 

 

 

 

A Medium Everyday

05212014   Vandalism

 

I don’t really view this whole process as vandalism, but making art in every situation…no matter how sophmoric.  Every work day I’m forced to to take breaks by this dumpster, I’m gonna update the decor.

 

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A Medium Everyday

05202014  My new phone.  Sara surprised me with, a great first video for a device that works with my computer.  Debbie Gibson Haynes and Kevin aka Oliver Twist, Fresh Kid Ice, Marquis Your Brotha.

 

No, you haven’t seen the “Magician”, the “Flowered”,  or “The Bunion”, because the “Oliver Twist” is the lie down, don’t mess and decide move.  This video demonstrates Kevin’s tactical maneuver he named after himself.

Beware & Admire.

 

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