Category Archives: Black People

Do you make pretend? …at work?

“Do you make pretend?”.

“Yes, Feel Free.  Nothing is true, Everything is permitted.”

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High Five for Ice Cream.

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Adobe CS4 (2008)

Tutorials for Magnetic Lasso, Ctrl C/Ctrl V and Free Transform.    (no, I didn’t create a new layer.)

PTSD PTSD2

We never hire anyone with experience, and our outdated Photoshop is only used to lighten or darken an image.  When I have a 30 minute lunch and no one is in the studio, I enjoy teaching parlor tricks.

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Praise

Why wouldn’t you stop to listen? Why won’t you stop to watch?

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CVS

When you’re in North Texas, visit me. Something will always happen when we go out. I don’t have to make a reservation to help.

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Baltimore Curfew = More Black Babies / let’s get physical

This is how you do it Boston, do it for me and do it for National Security. Stick it to the man, by sticking it in the woman. Please.

Now, afterwards, just watch this video of Richard Feynman and understand how I came to such a wonderful conclusion.

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A Medium on My Birth Day

05292014   Nikon D300s, and Richard Scxhildgen with a little Photoshop to reflect lack.

 

 

 

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A Medium Everyday

05282014   National Enquirer  May 26, 2014 and the back cover.

 

This IS the Menthol cigarette demographic!

I would have just posted the scanned cover.

However, without enhancements it’s plagiarism, or possibley worse, impersonal.  I drew inspiration from the mullet shirt and golf ball eyes….Is it him or the carbon monoxide that makes her endure the afternoon golf outing.

“Where’s my lighter?”

 

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A Medium Everyday

05202014  My new phone.  Sara surprised me with, a great first video for a device that works with my computer.  Debbie Gibson Haynes and Kevin aka Oliver Twist, Fresh Kid Ice, Marquis Your Brotha.

 

No, you haven’t seen the “Magician”, the “Flowered”,  or “The Bunion”, because the “Oliver Twist” is the lie down, don’t mess and decide move.  This video demonstrates Kevin’s tactical maneuver he named after himself.

Beware & Admire.

 

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A Medium Everyday

05172014   Long Day, CanonSX150is, pork, foil, styrofoam plate with Crystal and Gary.

 

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I’m not Mexican ?

 

Today was shit, but I caught hold of that shitneck and had a wonderful evening.

 

The following was my fortune cookie…

 

”  One must know, appraise hints to acquire fresh, deep fried pork.

and cheer from a new BHS video.  2 X 1 .    ”

 

 

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